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Latest Update

5/12/04-Coke, Ice and Jungle Romance

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B3n and Wez, the IT Geeks

3 Geeks and a Penguin Pt.1 B3n and Wez are suddenly attacked by the Evil Willy Fences. 310kb		3 Geeks and a Penguin Pt.2 Willy Fences reveals his plans. But who can stop him? 404kb

Englishman, rishman and Botsman Dick Taytor and his pet Lepricarnivore go the geeks. 888kb		A Poem about the IT Geeks Some stuff you should about the geeks + IT Geeks 3 trailer! 968kb

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Kent the Entertainer

Knock, Knock Kent (tries to) tell a fabled joke. 50kb		Two Guys Kent (tries to) tell another joke. 77kb


Pop Idle Kent decides to audition for Pop Idol, but what will the judges say? 170kb		Interactive Kent Make him sing! Make him dance! Make him die! (Now with Magic!) 100kb
Kent's previous job Kent produces another joke. You produce the verdict. 373kb

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Clif and Rich

The Meaning of Life Finally, we find out what the Meaning of Life is! 76kb		The Blair Rich Project Pt.1 Clif and Rich get lost in the woods. A rare occasion where Curly Sam helped. 136kb

The Blair Rich Project Pt.2 A boring piece of work rudely interrupts Clif + Rich's picnic. 211kb		The Blair Rich Project Pt.3 It turns out the Blair Rich aren't the only inhabitants of these woods. 289kb

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Curly Sam

A Stroll in the Park If Ronseal made Flash animations... 118kb		Curly Sam goes to the Bank Curly Sam is off to make a 'withdrawal' 194kb

Curly Samta's Xmas Jig Well, it is Christmas after all! 61kb		Curly Sam goes on a date Wonchop helps Sam get a ladie! 980kb

SAM PWNZ ALL! Curly Sam tries his hand at ye olde Flash. 710kb		Curly Sam gets a car Road trips tend to go awry. Especially when Wez is involved. 1570kb

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The Doings of Stickboy

Hooch Stickboy and his mate Rocky Dan meet Evil Bob. 296kb		Marmite Crazy Bam is here and he's gonna do something CRAZY! 1131kb

Ice Stickboy and Rocky Dan face the wrath of Princess Aurora 86kb

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At Home With...

Ristar and Headdy Headdy wants to sing. Ristar just wants to sleep! 416kb

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Wonclock

Fight the power Curly Clock isn't happy with Wonclock's successful rap career. 266kb

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Won-shorts

Wonchop and the Can of Coke Wonchop has his suspicions about a certain beverage 126kb		The Not So Epic Kiss A pisstake on Piconjo's crappy artist snogs. 276kb

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Songs

Running Man He's a man...who runs! (I'm really sorry!) 30kb		The Penguin Song See? Penguins don't just make a nice lunchtime snack. 180kb

The Religious Song No prizes for guessing what inspired this. 124kb		Badger Jammin Supastyleen! Wasn't nicked at all...[whistle] 102kb

Eels on Wheels The no.1 smash hit by me and Isometrix. 242kb		A Lonely Valentine I hope you like Valentine as much as I dislike Joel Veitch 758kb

Perfect World In a perfect world, there'd be some real instruments in this 384kb		Kate's Nail Bar It had to be done sooner or later. (Correct as of Spring 04) 407kb

Song about Lammy Yeah, that's right! My guitar is in my mind! Oh wait, it's on my desk. 2270kb		Salsa Featuring Maracas, Underpants and Wonchop's Dance! Music by D12 159kb

Baddest Ruffest SCREW JOEL VEITCH! Music by Backyard Dog 1130kb		I hate Urs Meier Because of him, we got kicked out of Euro 04. Bastard. 19kb

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Miscellaneous

Dodgy Dave May contain scenes of education and Carol Vorderman. 815kb		Spot Don't you just hate spots? This guy sure does. 81kb

Status Quo go Surfing If you were this bored, you would do it too. 79kb		Wonchop's Music Wonchop just can't get his lyrics straight. 342kb

Grandad Finds a Job Happy Birthday, Grandad! 342kb		Wonchop's Kitten Food Take a stroll around Wonchop Labs 297kb

Easter time! Warning:Slightly epileptic Music by Chin2 323kb		Mikky+Friends Meet Mikky and his odd squad as they go to the park. 679kb

Head Show Join Mr Head as he chats with up+coming actor, Mr Hand! 285kb		Pumpkins Y'see? Pumpkins have feelings too, y'know! 133kb

Zombie A homage to the humble brain muncher 85kb		Smith's Surprise Did you get my package Mr. Anderson? 265kb

Doom3 Monster, Monster, Monster. 33kb		Gerkinman Tribute Gerkiman man wants his Castlemaine XXXX! 71kb

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Joint Projects (stuff not just by me)

Dante Rambles Devil May Cry's Dante shows no fear. Animated by NALO. Voice by me. 90kb		Dance of Meany Randoms Animated by Me, Goyham and RTgrl Music by 5,6,7,8s ?kb

(If you can call them games)

Soundboards

B3ta Contains every word a B3tan needs. Except maybe fsocks.* 87kb		Parappa's RapFloor For all you fans of Playstation and/or Japanese oddities. 171kb

Arcade

Ben Boxing Mindless punching and sparkly death guaranteed.(not a guarantee) 152kb		Ristar Bustar-Orblet Tetris Puzzle fun with some stretchy Sega flava (Currently being looked at) 1630kb


Hit Me! Teach me a lesson I'll probably forget anyway. 168kb		Shoot me! Flannel-hatted Paul is looking to fill up some caskets. 1270kb

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Curly Sam 800x600 1024x768		Dodgy Dave 800x600 1027x768

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B3n+Wez: Noughts + Crosses
A little something for you It Geek fans. It's basically Noguhts + Crosses, but with B3n + Wez. Praise the lord for merchandsing.

Curly Sam Screensaver
A little something for you Sam fans out there
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Eastenders Screensaver
Like Eastenders? See them dance!
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Curly Sam Mask
Now you too can look just like Curly Sam. Send your pics into fanart.
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Wonchop™, Curly Sam™ and related characters are characters created by Ben 'Wonchop' Smallman. Site co-created by Ben Smallman and Ben 'Tola' Francis.
This site is part of the Hippygeek community.
Weebl, Bob and that Badger are characters created by Jonti Picking. Dynamite Headdy™ created by Treasure®.
Parappa the Rapper and related characters are creations of Rodney Greenblat and trademarks of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc®. No copyright breach intended.
The Count™ is a character of The Children's Television Workshop®. Ristar is a trademark of Sega Enterprises®.
Eastenders is an element of BBC®.The Cheat™ is a character from www.homestarrunner.com D12 is a band under the Shady Records® label.
Many of the characters in these movies are either based on some friends of mine or some celebrity. It's pure coincidence if it looks like someone I'm not aware of.
Everything is used for entertainment purposes and are not used for promotional applications or boycotting.
Please do not distribute any of my animations without my consent or permission.