A

American Girl-A girl Curly Sam went out with once. Didn't go too well.(Curly Sam goes on a date)

B

Badger-A mysterious entity of black and white.(Badger Jammin')
Batman Scoop-A fat party rapper who likes to fight crime(Wonchop's Music)
B3n-IT Geek and co-founder of this here site. Likes his Matrix movies, even if noone else likes the las two. (The IT Geeks)
B3ta-Web community. Filled with kittens, status quo, woos, yays and houplas.(B3ta soundboard, Kitten Food)
Blair Rich-An evil entity that bores it's victims to death.(The Blair Rich Project)
Bob-Weebl's sidekick. He likes pie.(Blair Rich project/Weebl+Bob)
Brian Blessed-Also known as that really loud winged guy from Flash Gordon (Stickboy-Marmite)
Buddha-A fat guy worshipped by Buddhists.(The Religious Song)

C

Carol-Estranged Wife of Dodgy Dave. Likes handling letters, numbers and Honest Osmond's sides.(Dodgy Dave)
Cheat, The-StrongBad's Sidekick. Doesn't speak english, but then who does.(Sam goes on a date/HomestarRunner.com)
Chop Chop Master Onion-Sensei who likes to tell you it's all in the mind. (Parappa's RapFloor)

Clif-Rich's younger brother. Has a weakness for Jaffa Cakes.(Clif+Rich)
Crazy Bam Margera-Crazy Jackass Guy who'll do ANYTHING for some Hooch (Stickboy:Marmite)
Crooklyn Clam-Batman Scoop's partner in justice. Doesn't do an awful lot mind.(Wonchop's Music)
Curly Sam-My brother. In real life, he's much bigger and serious, but it's my site so there!(Curly Sam)

D

Dick Taytor-Bad man. Wants to rule the world and the movie industry with his Animute(half man half animal)army.(Geeks vs Taytor)
Dodgy Dave-A Cars salesman who can never seem to keep things up to date.
Drummond, Mrs-One of Dodgy Dave's customers who is way too picky and indecisive about things.(Dodgy Dave)

E

Eastenders-Cult Soap Opera on 4 times a week. Plot sometimes alters in quality.(Nail Bar)
Eels on Wheels-An ingenious device that provides mobile electricity.
Evil Bob-A mighty being with terrifying powers, but he's just a softie really. (Stickboy)

F

F*** off-I'm Knackered.

G

Grandad-Old geezer, nuff said. (Grandad gets a job)
Grdo-Lovable chubby schoolmate. One of a the few people other than me to provide a voice.(Geeks vs Taytor, Sam goes on a Date)
Greedy-Intergalactic Space Pirate who likes taking over things. (Ristar Bustar)

H

Hand, Me-Established actor and star of Limb Hospital (The Head Show)
Head, Mr-A floating head who hosts his own talkshow (The Head Show)
Holly Valance-Aussie popstar. Likes to ride scooters and pops up when you don't have change for a call.(Sam goes on a date)
Honest Osmond-Dodgy Dave's Archrival in the business. And suaver too.(Dodgy Dave)
Hooch-A wondrous alchopop that has been banished to the black + white realm (Stickboy)
Houpla-A B3ta word, usually follows Woo+Yay.(B3ta board)

I

Inky-Ghost from Pacman. Comes in two colours. Fatal turquoise and Edible Blue.(Geeks vs Taytor)
IT-Information Technology. Computers and stuff.

J

Jado-American Girl's pet poochie. Likes to play with sticks and is very bouncy.(Sam goes on a Date)
Jet Baby-Toddler Super Hero. It's his job to save teddy bears from big one-eyed monsters. (Parappa's RapFloor)
Joe Chin-Suave guy with big cars, big businesses and big bucks. Bet his penis is tiny, tho'.(Parappa's RapFloor)
Joel Veitch-Smug git. Does nothing but stuff with kittens or swearing, and he makes lotsa quids! I'll get him someday. (Perfect World/Rathergood.com

K

Kent The Entertainer-A simple man who just wants to entertain. His audience just wants him to shut up.

L

Lammy-A shy and nervous gal, until she gets hold of a guitar that is! (The LammySong)
Lepricarnivore-A breed between a Leprechaun (well, an Irishman with a growth defect conceived from one of Chris Evan's one night stands) and T-Rex DNA. Likes the gamey tang of human flesh...and Riverdance (Geeks vs Taytor)

M

Makky-A monkey who likes rolling dice and cappin' asses (Mikky+Friends)
Mekky-A monkey who likes all things sugary(Mikky+Friends)
Microsoft-A powerful company with some slightly faulty goods.(IT Geeks)
Mikky-A monkey who likes playing and drawing.(Mikky+Friends)
Mokky-A monkey who likes baking and shopping.(Mikky+Friends)
Mukky-A monkey who likes to throw poo.(Mikky+Friends)
Munt-My word for ugly looking women.
Muslim-Another religious type.(Religious Song)

N

Nail Bar-Where you go to get your nails done. Nothing of interest, unless you're Harry Hill.(Kate's Nail Bar)
Nikki Chapman-A Pop Idol judge. Somehow manages to find something good about every audition.(Pop Idle)

O

Orblets-Minions of Greedy. Apparently forming them into a line kills 'em. (Ristar Bustar)

P

Panowie-Lesser used word on B3ta.(B3ta board)
Parappa-Loveable pup who can get through any of life's difficulties by rapping. And without swearing too!(Parappa's RapFloor)
Penguin-Antarctic bird who likes fish.(IT Geeks, Perfect World)
Pete Waterman-Label owner and Pop Idol judge. A wee bit cuckoo if you ask me.(Pop Idle)
PJ Berri-Parappa's best mate. He likes to eat, sleep, do DJ and leave banana skins on the floor.(Parappa's RapFloor)
Playstation-The superior console! (Playstation.com)
Pot Noodle-Dirty but you want it. Fatal without the addition of water.(Dodgy Dave)
Pumpkin-A vegetable often used as lamps around October time. Fussy gits, mind.(SPoIO)

Q

Quim-Just felt i needed to add a Q somewhere.

R

Rich-Clif's Older brother.Not as fond of Jaffa cakes as Clif but likes his Monty Python movies (Clif+Rich)
Ristar-Son of a legendary hero, kinda like Dhalsim without the Curry Breath. (Ristar Bustar)
Robotnik, Dr-Bad guy from the Sega universe. Now known as Dr Eggman. Robotnik was way better (Geeks vs Taytor)
Rocky Dan-Stickboy's best mate, likes nothing better than to listen to some beats and drink hooch. (Stickboy)
Running Man-A stickman who likes to run down roads a lot. Look at him run.
Ruth-Cute little gal, who I quite fancy a bit. (Sam Goes on a Date/Wonchop's Music)

S

Sikh-Yet another religious type. Apparently he/she can medidate.(Religious Song)
Simon Cowell-Label Owner and Pop/American Idol judge. Somebody be sure to keep his bazooka away from him.(Pop Idle)
Smith, Mr-Another of Dave's customers. Currently recovering from his explosion.(Dodgy Dave)
Status Quo-Rock symbol and B3ta meme. They like to surf. (Quo goes surfing)
Stephen Hawking-Smart guy with wheelchair and electronic voicebox. It's a very cool wheelchair mind.(IT Geeks)
Stickboy-A guy who likes hooch and oversee things.(Stickboy)
Spot-A bit blob of puss on your face.(Spot)

T

Tetris-Game of the gods. If they were Russian. (Ristar Bustar)
Tux-Representative of Linux and the secret friend of the IT Geeks. Handfully, the experiments with those Powerpuff girl videos paid off.

U

Um Jammer Lammy-Semi-sequel to Parappa the rapper and a brilliant PSOne game. Go seek!

V

Viagra-A substance I don't need but get constantly bugged about anyhoo.

W

Weebl-Big egg thing who likes pie. Some may say that he, Clif + Rich are somehow related.(Blair Rich Project/Weebl+Bob)
Wez-The other half of the IT Geeks. Ain't noone smarter. Ain't nooone wussier either.(IT Geeks)
Willy Fences-Head of Microsoft and an evil guy at that. Determined to make sales of Xbox rise. Boo! (IT Geeks)
WKD-A fine alcopop that reminds of those blue icepoles you could get for 10p at the newsagents.
Wonchop(aka me)-A runaway from Taytor's animute experiments. He hopes to one day to get his revenge. But for now he's quite content making Flash animations for you lot.(Geeks vs Taytor/Kitten Food/SamGoesonaDate/Wonchop'sMusic)
Woo-A B3ta praise. The most often used one in fact.(B3ta board/Quo Goes Surfing)

X

XBox-Piece of crap.

Y

Yay-Another praise from B3ta that usually follows yay.(B3ta board)
Yaypanowoopla-A word of my own devising, derived from Woo, Yay, Houpla and Panowie.(B3ta board)

Z

Zombie-A monster who likes to eat brains. Probably eats it's own first, judging by their actions.



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