Wonchop-The News.The Olds. The There-abouts.

[5-12-04]
Christ! It's been so much of a while, you can break someone's skull with the layers of dust! I've been spending most of my time on Sheezyart. I urge you to check it out.
Anyhoo, Updates! At last! It's four-fold today...
I crack the mystery of a curious can of Coke, take the piss out of Piconjo, eat Goyham's head (among other things) and face some Icy wrath.

[30-10-04]
OMG! Wonchop's Shop of Crappery is Open!

[29-10-04]
Apologies for the long wait for anything knew. But hey, it's more updated than Bovine's site.
Been spending a lot of time on my Sheezy account, but you can soon expect more stuff soon.
Right now, I'm posting my EZA Tournament entry which has, at writing, reached Round 2.
Also, apologies for those who can't get Dante Rambles to work. You can find it here.

[18-10-04]
Anyone who saw that flick NALO did will be impressed by his work. So when he wanted some help with a Devil May Cry sketch, I helped him out with a random voice bite. Hilarity lies on these words.
In other news, another update to the fan movie segment. Durman created a short Stickboy flik in the space of 30 minutes.

[10-10-04]
Okay, I'm currently working on small stuff at the moment, which you can view in my deviantart.
In other news, the fanart section has had a few more checkins, in the form of several fanpics and a fan movie from NALO.

[03-10-04]
Updated the fanart with a picture from Princess Aurora. Basically it was formed from when someone accidentally called me 'Wonchomp' on LFForums.

[01-10-04]
Finally downloaded Speakonia, the foundation of many a clock movie, and have created my first. Big thanks to Joanime for the clock appearance.

[27-09-04]
Right, it's been a wee bit slow on the site front. I've been busy adding stuff to my devart and been stressing over this proposed wacky races thing. In other words, don't expect IT Geeks 3 anytime soon.
In positive news, I've made a song about the Shiny Flash Queen, JoAnime, which I'll make a video of soon. In the meantime, here's a 'tribute' to another well known flashist, Gerkinman. Check both of them out in The Matrix Still Has You.

[14-09-04]
Apologies for things taking ages to happen. I've been moving house, starting college, etcetrargh!
To pass the time, here's a little Doom parody. I haven't played Doom 3 myself, it's pretty much based on what I read. Also, we finally have a new addition to the fanart section by HiddenLegacy. Please, send in more. E-mail, MSN, or maybe a PM on the Legendary Frog forums. Just do it.

[30-08-04]
Holy crap! Has it really been that long since I last updated this thing?
I've had a lot on my plate lately. I'm currently working on:
1)IT Geeks 3 (I will get this done! It might be a two parter)
2)A music video for Radiohead's There There
3)A Sonic plane game, with rings and stuff.
4)A Parappa the Rapper game with onions and stuff.
But for now, I bring you this Kent animation. It's very late in the night, which is why he has no mouth attached.
To apologize for a lack of updating, here's a good old GIF from the forthcoming Crash:Unlimited game!
Take it, you slag!

[03-08-04]
Thoughts running through my mind:'Need to find better news system'. And on that note I bring you exciting news!
IT Geeks 3 is finally in production! Yay!
Need proof? Well then check this little poem I made which contains some mostly true info on the geeks (I'm doubtful B3n's touched a Playstation in his life), and also contains a sneaky preview.

[24-07-04]
Phew! Been a while! Been trying to work on a new Ristar + Headdy thing, but with my current job as a dishwasher, it's a hard thing to do. So, for your entermatainmentm, I've provided this Curly Sam short, in which he gets his sticky mitts on my 'puter. On another note I've removed Crap Puppet Thing from the site, basically cos it's way too big and it's frankly crap.

[5-07-04]
OK, a few updates today. First off, me sis, Trixie the Pixie, has sent some (frankly crap) fanart. Next up, I've decided to start a new series called 'At Home With' where I cram two videogame heroes of old into a semi-detached. Starting off with Ristar and Dynamite Headdy, who I've been meaning to do an animation of for quite some time. If you have any other pairing suggestyions, stick 'em in the guestbook.

[1-07-04]
As Chop Chop would say, 'Kick Punch! First day of the month!'
Anyhoo, if anyone remembers back to my Valentine anim, you'll know that I hate Joel Veitch, basically because he thinks he can make a living just by doing the same thing over and over (and so far he has). With a bit more refining, Ive come up with this effort based on a quirky tune from 2001. Enjoy!

[26-06-04]
First off, happy B'day to me Dad. God knows how old he is. Secondly, the wait is over! Behold! The new Curly Sam! By the way, if you fancy doing your own I hate Meier thing, just nick stuff from his site.

[24-06-04]
Just a quickie. We're out of Euro 2004, because of this man.

[23-06-04]
It's been a little shakey on the Curly Sam front, but I have been sorting out some sound bugs. Finding the solution allowed me to fix the sound bug in Ben Boxing. But then again, since when do you care about that?
In other news, I've added a Fanart page to the site. Send your Wonchop related pics and photos to wonchopmonkeyman@aol.com and I'll do the rest.

[19-06-04]
Noticed anything different. Then you clearly don't come here much. The site is now littered with these cute little graphics and a new green faucade. Green is cool as it's the colour of evil. It's also the colour of bogeys, american money, jealousy, The Mask, and Wez after eating everything at Alton Towers (he's a coaster geek y'know)
Anyhoo, once again I have reached the drought that comes inbetween the brainstorms, so there'll be a delay on Curly Sam. However, after a game of Red Dead Revolver (and a bloody cool game at that), I have created the successor to the popular Hit Me! aptively called Shoot Me! Try and find the bonus material!

[13-06-04]
Okay, work is on daway on the latest Curly Sam, but for now, SHOCK HORROR! I've actually made a game! All you have to do is click parts of me to hit me, but save the crotch for last! HIT ME!

[27-05-04]
I think that this site needs a little playability in it. So what do I do? Simple, get some Tetris code from Flashkit and mess about with the graphics. This one's got some Ristar flava, inspired by fansite Ristar Cluster. The look may cutesy and retro-rific, but the addictiveness still grabs you like a cocaine smothered cigarette in control of a Crane Game. Enjoy!

[21-05-04]
First thing's first, Pleasent Bumwasher to me sister (who shalt be known as Trixie the Pixie). She'll be surprised by the shirt I got her.
Next up, you'll be happy to know that I've tidied the affiliate section up a bit and I've updated the Portfolio section with a new sig and another Ristar pic.
Finally, I've figured how to toggle sound quality, so this new Stickboy may be a bit larger in filesize than most of my anims, but the laughs will make up for it. Try and spot how many cameos I've snuck in.

[18-05-04]
Somehow I feel I never give enough attention to some of my projects. Dodgy Dave is still in their graves, the Power People are out to lunch, and don't even get me started on the IT Geeks. If I can pull my act together, I might finish them. In the meantime, though, I've bought the new D12 album, which is very good. In a non-advertisementive way (it's a word, trust me), I've compiled this loop of culture, striptease and just plain silliness.

[13-05-04]
Well, I'm 18 now and I've been so busy with the site I've almost forgotten about the site! With all the birthday commotion there hasn't been any more work added to Dodgy Dave nor Power People, but fear not! Taking inspiration from Monday Night's I am Not an Animal, I've put together some kind of chat show. It was very difficult to get the foot shot, i can tell thee!

[6-05-04]
Woot! 5 more days til me 18th! Anyhoo, I'm currently concocting a new animation entitled Power People, but in the meantime, I've sung a song about Um Jammer Lammy. If you can call it singing. And the next one to ask where the new Dodgy Dave is can answer to my gun! Oh crap, I ain't got a gun.

[28-04-04]
Yes, that's me. Sad to say, I have made a Curly Sam mask. Just follow this link and print onto card, then cut out the outline (you may want to ask a parent to help you) pierce the wholes, find some string and tape and then strut out with your stuff. For full costume, I suggest wearing all black (black shirt, black trousers, black shoes, black socks, and some black tights for your arms.) E-mail me with your Sam costumes (preferably in the middle of a shopping centre) and I'll showcase some of the best.
In the meantime, taking notice that Van Helsing is out sometime next week, I've made this short animation dedicated to the Zombie. It won't be as funny as the last one (recieving a good reception on B3ta), I'm just trying out some stuff until I can figure out a script for DD2.

[27-04-04]
Still no real advance with Dodgy Dave 2 (and by that, I mean I haven't done squat with it.) So I thought I'd experiment with different types of animations. Taking a leaf from Bob's pages (Visit the Weebl+Bob site and look at FF7, Penguins, Jelly and Hats in the archive), I've created Stick Boy and his mates Rocky Dan and Evil Bob. Dine on it like it was a pie+beer buffet. (ps.The sound goes off a little at the end. It seems to keep doing that these days.)

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