Wonchop-Meet the Freak and the Geek

The Genius - Wonchop / Ben Smallman

Hello, and welcome to my site y'all! Yes, a guy at the age of 18 can have a sick mind. After a while of doodling in my homework planners and inventing Playstation games that will never be, I've decided to put my work to use. With the help of a little thing called Flash and my geeky sidekick B3n, I've created a website of wondrous and weird things.
Wonchop here is my main creation. He's currently being poised for a possible Playstation game and/or cartoon series, but since I lack the moolah to afford a flight to America to stick it in front of Naughty Dog's faces, I've decided to have him park here. Since then I've created many characters, from that loveable stick, Curly Sam, to the oh-so-cut(h)e Ruth and that poo-throwing Makky.
Straight from my sick mind to your monitor. Enjoy!

Likes:Playstation 2, Doodling
Hates:Marmite, X-Box, being called 'Benyameen Kleinmann'
Slogan:"Don't send a man to do a monkey's job. Don't send a monkey to do a man's job. Send a monkeyman to do both!"
Interesting fact:Although B3n+Wez were the first to debut onto the site, Clif + Rich were my first batch of characters, spawning 3 small clips, one of which (Meaning of Life) made it to the site, as I thought it was the more amusing.

Site Design - Tola / Hippygeek / B3n / Ben Francis

This here is old blondey-locks himself. He's sorta like the landlord of this site as it's subletting off his own site Hippygeek, which he never ever updates! Any hoo, Franny is a big supporter of Linux (which is where the penguin comes from if you're asking. I apologise for mispronouncing Linux in the first IT Geeks adventure.) He hangs around the IT rooms with his geeky friend Wez, he likes to hang around Imen under the identity of Tola, and is easily amused by magnets. Oh and he likes to use 5 different shampoos per shower. Scientists are still trying to figure out his sexuality.

Likes:Magnets, Linux, Wez, Guiness
Hates:Microsoft, anyone stroking his hair
Slogan:'Geeks walk all over nerds.'
Interesting Fact:B3n is one of the heads in what we call, the Hippygeek network. This heyoyge server pays host to many sites for his amigos, including Everybody Loves Me (his girlf's site), Total Coaster (Wez's site) and not to mention this very site. At the moment, I'm probably burning up the most juice on the server. Mwahahaha!

B3n's Freind - Wez/ DJKoa/James Wearing

Wearing is about the only one in the room as geeky as B3n. Okay, he doesn't do squat for the website but he is a vital part of the duo of B3n + Wez. In real life he's not as much a wuss as on the web, but the teeth and (usually) the quif is accurate. He's a big fan of rollercoasters (albeit, the technical side, showing how geeky he is). He doesn't think too much of me ever since I photoshopped him onto Austin Powers' Fat Bastard, or the numerous times I've flirted with his now ex-girlfriend. But let's face it, he's easy to make fun of, so for your amusement, here's a picture of him with a harp.

Likes:DJing, rollercoasters, Guiness (what is it with geeks + guiness?)
Hates:Me, me being nice with his ex-girlfriend
Slogan:'Don't call me a nerd.

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Interesting fact:Wez and B3n aren't the only past schoolmates I've transformed into jeerable objects. Our IT teachers, Mr C and Mr M, eventually became Dodgy Dave and Keithy Trout. A few other students that I don't care to shame here also made it into the customer list of Dodgy Dave. There's also me chubby mate, Grdo, perhaps the only other person to provide a voice in this other than me, and not to mention me dear friend Ruth, who you may recognise as Sam's temp girlfriend.

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